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Well, lookie there, my last post on running over a seagull has drawn many interested new parties who just can’t get enough of my blog, and wish to set me up with information that can only improve my life.

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I suppose if I were writing a debt related blog, I’d find IdeasHatched comparatively interesting as well. Not sure about the connection between my post and his Gaza disengagement comments, unless he is comparing the trauma I suffered after killing the seagull to that of Jews forced to relocate.

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To be honest, I got distracted after the first sentence – I couldn’t keep still. But turns out the website is not about people with attention deficit hyperactive disorder. It is more generally connected to whether you have a health issue. I don’t; in fact, it is a great morale booster to schedule a physical just so I can check off the “no” column for the 200 items they inquire about, but thanks for the heads up.

Comment 3:
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Still trying to figure this one out, although I am pretty sure I don’t need car insurance in San Diego.

Comment 4:
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Wow, she read through everything and enjoyed it all! If I didn’t know better, I’d think that I’d written that comment. In any event, why would she think a cold blooded seagull killer would be interested in dog grooming?

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Yeah, poetry, beauty, etc. … that’s what I’m all about, Bub! Stay away from my kids you Ivy educated child molester. I might have been nicer, but you didn’t even complement me!

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Soduku Craze! Must not be too much of a craze, since it hasn’t stopped you from spamming my comments. Maybe you should try meth and leave me the alone. As for marketing opportunity keywords, a subsequent commenter gave me all I need to increase my traffic.


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What, a blog concerning ear yeast infection treatments in dogs isn’t anything special?! Don’t sell yourself short, man; that is a great idea. Do you need investors?

Comment 8:
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Informative post? It was a post about me running over a seagull; I fail to see how such information could be useful to anyone. I mean, it’s not going to make you any money, or improve your chances of impressing the ladies: “Hey, some jerky with a blog ran over a seagull on his bike. Isn’t that hilarious. Wanna see my fish bowl?”

Comment 8:
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Yes, blogs, the future of communication, I’m with you brother! Prior to blogging, other collections of random thoughts were the exclusive territory of … who, dammit! Why’d you leave me hanging? Was it the 7 Jewish bankers who run the entire world financial system? You bookmarked my site, please respond so that you can fill me in.
And as for marketing opportunity keywords, “facts penile enlargement” should do the trick to capture a bunch of losers from Google (did I mention Anne Kournikova?). My guess is that all your facts are as wrong as the others I’ve tri..uh, er, heard about.

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Whoa there, giant, learning the “facts penile enlargement” may not be necessary for someone knicknamed the giant, but the rest of us have the right to know. Plus, you’ll be thanking these guys when your dog Shadow gets an ear yeast infection.