Apple Falls Far From the Hatcher Tree

Things I only thought to say an hour after my initial reaction to the picture above:

1) "OK, Charlie, open up your mouth for a swipe of the cotton swab, this DNA test won't hurt at all."

2) "Call the hospital - I want to know who has our kid."

3) "Charlie, silly kid, when your dad says that the Democrats want everybody feeding off the public tit, it's really not what you think."

4) "Are you sure, at your age, given your inability to plan or anticipate your future, that you want to join the party of Princeton professor Peter "Infanticide" Singer? Why don't you wait a few months?"

5) "Now I know why tigers eat their young."

What I actually did say:

1) "Doy!"

Special thanks to PBryon for the gift - please don't send anymore. And if it's all the same to you, we're re-deploying the bib as a wipe.