Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Apple Falls Far From the Hatcher Tree

Things I only thought to say an hour after my initial reaction to the picture above:

1) "OK, Charlie, open up your mouth for a swipe of the cotton swab, this DNA test won't hurt at all."

2) "Call the hospital - I want to know who has our kid."

3) "Charlie, silly kid, when your dad says that the Democrats want everybody feeding off the public tit, it's really not what you think."

4) "Are you sure, at your age, given your inability to plan or anticipate your future, that you want to join the party of Princeton professor Peter "Infanticide" Singer? Why don't you wait a few months?"

5) "Now I know why tigers eat their young."

What I actually did say:

1) "Doy!"

Special thanks to PBryon for the gift - please don't send anymore. And if it's all the same to you, we're re-deploying the bib as a wipe.

5 Comments:

Blogger Incredible Dirigible said...

What a good-looking baby, Dr. Hatch!

He sure looks frightened to be photographed wearing the "I'm a Democrat" bib. As if he knows that his dad & big brothers will taunt him with this photo in the years to come ;)

6:13 AM  
Blogger Fallon said...

I am taking up a collection for a "Frankie Says" bib, anyone else care to contribute.
Kudos to PBryon for trying to save this young apple while he's still on the tree.

6:45 AM  
Blogger pbryon said...

Unfortunately, the "I'm a Republican" bib was made of teflon, which I didn't think would be as good. Those spills would just roll right off Charlie and on to your carpets.

Then again, nothing he spat out would have ever stuck to him.

7:48 AM  
Blogger pbryon said...

Unfortunately, the "I'm a Republican" bib was made of teflon, which I didn't think would be as good. Those spills would just roll right off Charlie and on to your carpets.

Then again, nothing he spat out would have ever stuck to him.

7:48 AM  
Blogger pbryon said...

Unfortunately, the "I'm a Republican" bib was made of teflon, which I didn't think would be as good. Those spills would just roll right off Charlie and on to your carpets.

Then again, nothing he spat out would have ever stuck to him.

7:51 AM  

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